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Sarah
Honestly! You northwesterners can be so mean sometimes. Poor Sarah Palin, mother, governor, aerial wildlife eradicator, commander in chief of the 'Alaska Russian Security Enclave' (A.R.S.E.) brigade, and care-giver to delusional old soldiers...
I mean, this woman is the best thing to come down the ALCAN highway since canned moose spread ('Mmmmm, good'). She has single handedly re-energized the delusional wing of the republican party, many of whom are now convinced that she is actually an earthling. Also, if elected, she will be the worlds first moose hunting housewife superstar and she is also terminally cute.
Imagine this scenario: 'It's 8 hours after McCain is sworn in and he trips and breaks his hip (as older people often do). Sarah is told she must fill in for him at the upcoming NATO meeting in Brussells. She boards her plane, 'Bullwinkle 1' along with 'First Dude' Todd, the pregnant daughter, her self proclaimed ("I'm a f-ckin redneck!") boyfriend and the rest of the family (Remember, alaskans travel in packs), and off they go to Brussells, with stops at Disney World & Graceland of course, (Gotta see 'The King').
Now just imagine this troupe of gypsies dis-embarking in Europe...go ahead, imagine it, don't be afraid....
Will the world as we know it, ever be remotely the same?
So ease up on Sarah, she's got a LOT of work to do... for US. Where is the LOVE, people!?
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